Kangai Mwiti

Sometimes you have a burning, irrepressible question or comment that can’t wait until email addresses are inputted into the To: box, and formal notes are typed. You just really want to know why it’s mostly balmy and sunshiney on the equator, or why vacuum cleaners make that weird sucking noise.

Or even how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Here you have the chance to  leave a comment or ask any and every question that you’d like, and I’ll try my best (with my army of researchers, linguistic experts, scientists and manicurists) to deliver to you a well thought-out answer chock full of big words and witty commentary.

Have fun!

Please note that any comments containing any spam of any kind, or any language above PG-13 levels shall be deleted and burnt to a crisp in the fires of Barrak Duum! Or wherever Frodo went to cast the Ring into the burning, sulphur-infused volcano!