Kangai Mwiti

To contact me, you can write a little note with your query and all your contact information, roll it up and place it inside an empty coke bottle, toss it into the Indian Ocean and wait for a few years. I’ll get back to you. Promise.

A quicker and more wildly adventurous option is to book a flight to Kenya via Dubai and upon arrival, search for me among the throng of Kenyans who have traversed from afar to the almost-newly redesigned airport to see tired and grimy airplane travelers. It’s rare. But it happens. Have no fear. I will recognize you. And just in case I don’t, look for the pink placard bearing my name.

But for a more conventional approach [and for information about pricing and services offered] go ahead and email me at kangai@kangaimwiti.com. I’ll try my best to get back to you as soon as I can.

I also realize that sometimes you have a burning, irrepressible question or comment that can’t wait until email addresses are inputted into the To: box, and formal notes are typed. You just really want to know why it’s mostly balmy and sunshiney on the equator, or why vacuum cleaners make that weird sucking noise.

Or even how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Here you have the chance to  leave a comment or ask any and every question that you’d like, and I’ll try my best (with my army of researchers, linguistic experts, scientists and manicurists) to deliver to you a well thought-out answer chock full of big words and witty commentary.

Have fun!

Please note that any comments containing any spam of any kind, or any language above PG-13 levels shall be deleted and burnt to a crisp in the fires of Barrak Duum!